FU HAHAHAHA

bitches

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:14:10 GMT

cockadoodledonuts

criminals

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 03:49:23 GMT

GOGOGADGETCOCKINYOURFACE

TEE HEE

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 18:17:09 GMT

carmel was like a high on wheels. I was high, and on wheels drivin around most of the time. YA BABEEEE. Oh man that amberley girl is way fine. OH MAN OH MAN the yankees lost and everyones getting on my teachers case cause he likes them. OH MAN OH MAN I cant think of what to say so suuuuuuuup everyones gettin SARBed. it's where they review you and if you suck they kick you out of school. They tried to do that to me they were like hey SARB meeting and then I was too smart for them. I was like well I come to school to learn not to get an education and if I feel the class is not facilitating my learning process I will leave. They realized I'm getting all A's even though I fail to show up to half of my classes and it was dismissed PATCHA! no more Jamie, I'm a free bird. My wings suck though I'm way bad at flying so being free doesn't mean much. GOGO GADGET LEGS!!!!

UPGRADE

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 18:26:33 GMT

okay this live journal just got upped to 2.2 to compete with alex the FACE's 2.1 SHIT

BOREDOM

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 18:23:35 GMT

GOD I HATE YOU ALL STFU ALEX STFU MAX STFU JAMIE STFU ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT IF I DIDNT MENTION YOUR NAME YOU MAKE NO SENSE AND I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. IF I DID MENTION YOUR NAME I HATE YOU FOR LIFE. ooohhhh its kirby Q("Q) boxing kirby, see the Q's are the gloves and the " is his eyes and the ( ) is his falumptious body.

big big

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 18:21:31 GMT

If you're the bigggg treeeee. I'm a small axe. READY TO CUT YOU DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN ya ya ya ya ya no. one of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these things just doesnt belong. MAN GREG'S BEARD IS SO COOL. hitting up and down and left and right is fun, more fun than you, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING HIPPY HAIR. YA YOU. Man I just watched this movie hair, and it was about hippies, and they got naked and mannnnnn was their hair long.

when you die, can I still kick your ass?

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 18:16:31 GMT

the sun is shining, the weather is sweet, and when i move my dancin feet, they end up kicking your ass. Mannnn oh man, I'm pissed, cant seem to find any acid anywhere, but its all good theres always grass to smoke. When I become king of the world, im going to make a stream of drugs, so I can execute people by throwin them in and they overdose, and people I love can take sips of it Kinda like charley and the chocolate factory with agustus gloop, see he would be this heroine adict HOW THE FUCK DO I SPELL ADICT I JUST DABLETED IT LIKE 5 TIMES and ya he'd fall in and die, even though drinking heroine, I dunno what that would do cause doesnt it need to go in your blood stream. But I'd have every drug in there, including chocolate just to stay true to my chocolate factory roots.

improved MORE

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:23:10 GMT

make that 2.0 cause 1.6 kinda sucked

new and improved

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:21:43 GMT

my live journal vs 1.6 because 1.5 wasnt as cool

me

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:12:20 GMT

GET IN MY MOUTH QUIZNOS SUB

you

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:11:32 GMT

damn those long posts

college is like highschool, but there are more boobs and less toilets

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:08:04 GMT

sitting here at college is awesome its like, i can sit here, and type stuff..........and it doesnt mean a thing..well i can do that anywhere else too but its cool here cause its like im doing something important. Everyone else thinks I am, but really im just rambling on my live journal, ya ramblings fun, ya know when you go off on some tangent that makes no sense and then someone smacks you cause you are really fucking boring. ya that happens a lot. Man sometimes I just love smackin people and thats a good excuse to do it. Be like HEY, YOU, YOU'RE BORING. Then smack them in the face, its like making someone cool, except with a lot more pain, and a lot less cool.

The birds and the bees

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 01:04:57 GMT

I think this crow is trying to tell us something. OH AND BLAH BLAH BLAH TO YOU TOO, and why the hell is andrew even taking art when he does no work, and why the hell is that girl across from me staring at me, am I a robot? I THINK NOT, oh man is she going to be surprised when I tell her that. okay here it goes, okay, shes definitely surprised, okay now she thinks im weird, but I thought she was thinking that im a robot, now she thinks im just weird, how strange. man she has metal teeth, man braces, i would never let her suck MY dick, might get caught in her braces....ewww pubic hair in braces.......thats like......when you get your own hair stuck in your mouth, except, its pubic hair, and its stuck in someone elses braces. I've said too much, time to explode

...

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 23:02:00 GMT

WTF mate?

Beautiful

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 23:00:10 GMT

This live journal is more beautiful than a man puking in his clam chowder, and thats saying a lot. I mean thats like 14 words and if that isn't a lot, I'm not sure what this world is coming to.

Sleeping

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 22:58:28 GMT

my teacher says I need to express passion in everything I do, then I fell asleep and she yelled at me, and I told her I was sleeping WITH PASSION! I got an F for the day, but damned if it wasn't the most passionate F I ever got

Homophobe

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:41:02 GMT

Despite popular opinion I am not a homophobe, I am however afraid of small spaces

Walk A Mile

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:38:44 GMT

Before you insult a man walk a couple feet in his shoes, then you'll be a couple feet away and you can throw them at the fucker!

Jesus Smesus

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:32:08 GMT

Jesus Smesus...I still don't get it

THE MAN BEHIND THE PASTRY

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:31:27 GMT

when in doubt, use the trout.

Dont you love it

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:28:06 GMT

Dont you love it when you wake up and theres this big hairy nut sack in your face, you do? well I don't, FAG

WHAT IS MORE GAY

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 06:26:35 GMT

What is more gay?

a. A man having sex with another man

b. That guy next door

c. Oprah

d. A can of tartar sauce

e. All of the above